Forget your expensive bass traps! Meet the world’s first Plush
Sound-Killer!
He eats bad frequencies for
breakfast and doesn’t complain about 140 dB sessions.
Is he
the cutest acoustic treatment in the world? Definitely.
Does he
handle the low end? Like a boss.
THE BOUTIQUE SPEC SHEET:
- Model: NORD (Classic Teddy Bear)
- Size:
20 cm
- Net
Weight:
0.6 lbs (260 g)
- Build
Type:
100% Handmade, hand-stitched
- Material:
Premium German Mohair
- Internal
Acoustic Fill:
Organic sawdust, Buckwheat husk, and Wood wool
- Vibration
Resistance:
Filled with glass granules for superior desktop grip
- Five-Axis
Articulation:
Five cotter joints, full 360° rotation of head and limbs
- Hardware
details:
Glass eyes, hand-waxed nose
- Finish:
Bespoke handmade knitwear sweater
- Production
Environment:
Crafted in a non-smoking studio
- One Of A Kind (Custom Build)
System
Requirements:
- CPU:
0% (Physical Analog Processing)
- Connection:
No Dongle, No iLok, No Cables
- License:
Lifetime Ownership (No Subscriptions)
- Latency:
0.0 ms (Real-time existence).
FAQ:
What’s the Absorption Coefficient of this Teddy Bear?
He
absorbs 100% of the cringe and adds 100% vibe to the records.
Does he
handle the sub frequencies?
He’s
the king of the basement.
Is he
better than your last engineer?
Significantly.
*Accessories
not included (Nord Stage)
